Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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