For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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