I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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