Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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