she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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