I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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