people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
