We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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