Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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