I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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