He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Someone signed my nipple.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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