After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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