I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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