he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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