No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
my liver is dry heaving
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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