Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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