have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
do herpes really smell.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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