Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
