Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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