Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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