Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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