he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?