Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

just do him I won't tell jon

(1-269): View more from Michigan

um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore

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(410): View more from Maryland

Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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(317): View more from Indiana

He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.

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(248): View more from Michigan

For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought

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(303): View more from Colorado

There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Agreed.

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(607): View more from New York

Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...

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