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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency

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• (530): View more from California

  my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?

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  Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that

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  WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity

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