i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
It's like God shit irony all over that family
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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