He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
