I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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