I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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