She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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