What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
