the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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