So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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