And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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