If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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