Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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