Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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