I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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