Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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