nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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