Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My hand turned me down
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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