belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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