we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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