Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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