You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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