it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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