lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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