I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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