i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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