haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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