so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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