awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think your dad took our porno
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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