It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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