so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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