I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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