Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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