oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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