scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Two words: nipple clamps
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