i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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